“Truly Madly Deeply”
“How do you know the name of the song?”
“Cause it’s tattooed on your ass”
- 2009 Jan BGG remembering the name of a song, Jak questioning him about knowing and Rog brings it all into perspective.
“I’ve got four hungry mouths to feed. I need my job.”
“Yes you do need your job…”
- 2008 Nov Kambiz bleating excuses for not putting on morning tea. And PJB telling Kam how it is.
"So, are you dressed up cos you have some girls outside to meet? "
"I wish I had some girls, but I only seem to get boys…"
- 2008 June Terry from site talking to Kambiz about attire.
“Tran sexuality is different – fruit salad is just plain wrong”
- 2008 May Doug voicing his concerns over the direction of the Vanilla Slice Group – after being baited by Dan
“You only watch LOTR because Liv Tyler’s in it”
“Liv Tyler’s in LOTR?”
“Yeah, she gets gang raped… by D’orcs”
- 2008 Braithe (JV Braithe) trying to convince Rog to watch Lord of the Rings – and appealing to his rough side
“Its got Ibuprofen. Oops – only to be taken while menstruating”
“I’ll be bleeding out of my arse then”
-Doug supplying Rog with a Nurofen and then realising the consequences. February 2008
“It’s a scary thing when the guys on site make me look competent”
- Batesy venting some pent up frustrations – in a rare moment of verbal clarity. 15th October 2007
“Hello there – where’s Todd?”
“He doesn’t work here anymore”
- Someone coming over to speak to an absent Todd, and Kambiz’s straight faced reply. (The day after Todd was “promoted” to Commissioning Superintendent). 18th September 2007
“Stop jibber jabbering – I can’t concentrate”.
“That’s right, it’s hard to concentrate on doing nothing”.
- Jak trying to get some peace and quiet. And Abe responding. 24th May 2007
“She’s a man. She’s got balls”.
“You’ve got balls – we don’t call you a man”.
- Braithe Gildersleeves comments on kd Lang, and Jason Doyle’s response to that – 22nd Jan 2007.
“Nuke the document first, then redo the formatting from scratch. It’s the only way to be sure.”
- Perry Clark, 1sh June 2005, on how to make a poorly styled document into a well styled document.