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• #62 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-30 02:25 GMT

  Doug: Wilt Chamberlain has slept with 20,000 women.
  
  Abe: You know... that's a lot.
  
  - June 2010 General discussion about Wilt Chamberlain's conquests and whether he has been greedy or not.

  Tags: abe abid chamberlain doug sex wilt

• #88 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2013-06-22 02:11 GMT

  Don't knock it till you've tried it.

  Notes: Lee Sharpe explaining how hot his mum is.

  Tags: lee mum sharpe

• #21 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:53 GMT

  “Hello there – where’s Todd?”
  “He doesn’t work here anymore”
  - Someone coming over to speak to an absent Todd, and Kambiz’s straight faced reply. (The day after Todd was “promoted” to Commissioning Superintendent). 18th September 2007

  Tags: 2007 kambiz september

• #26 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:55 GMT

  “The term "engineer" has no basis in reality (any more)”
  - Todd when discussing qualifications relating to control systems. 15th November 2007

  Tags: 2007 november todd

• #57 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-10 13:30 GMT

  Andrew: Just get off your ass and do it.
  Braithe: Its pronounced arse, with an R.  An ass is something you ride.
  
  - Nov 2009 Andrew mis-pronounces ass (South African accent) and Braithe informs him of the correct pronunciation and the difference.

  Tags: andrew arse ass braithe

• #66 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-01 01:17 GMT

  Doug: Jak, $10 if you can eat and swallow 100 grams of Starburst lollies in 30 seconds.
  Braithe: Lets face it, Jak doesn't like to swallow.
  Roger: Lets face it, you would know.
  
  - July 2010, $10 bets always end in tears.

  Tags: 2010 braithe doug jak july rog swallow

• #33 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:07 GMT

  “You only watch LOTR because Liv Tyler’s in it”
  “Liv Tyler’s in LOTR?”
  “Yeah, she gets gang raped… by D’orcs”
  - 2008 Braithe (JV Braithe) trying to convince Rog to watch Lord of the Rings – and appealing to his rough side

  Tags: 2008 braithe rog

• #81 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:39 GMT

  Gordon: Lost your cherry yet Braithe?
  Braithe: Lost it years ago.
  Jak: What was his name?
  Fred: Father Mahoney.
  
  December 2011, Braithe remembering his first time.

  Tags: 2011 braithe cherry december first fred jak time

• #30 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:57 GMT

  “Its got Ibuprofen. Oops – only to be taken while menstruating”
  “I’ll be bleeding out of my arse then”
  -Doug supplying Rog with a Nurofen and then realising the consequences. February 2008

  Tags: 2008 doug february rog

• #34 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:08 GMT

  “Tran sexuality is different – fruit salad is just plain wrong”
  - 2008 May Doug voicing his concerns over the direction of the Vanilla Slice Group – after being baited by Dan

  Tags: 2008 doug may

• #79 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:33 GMT

  Braithe: (holding up his water bottle proudly) I like this. Its thick.  Its firm. I can hold it in my hand.
  
  December 2011, Braithe describing his favourite, um, water bottle.

  Tags: 2011 braithe december vottle water

• #77 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-14 01:18 GMT

  Rog: I'll bring my body along and you can take some photos.
  
  October 2011, Roger offering his Sony camera body to Luan for a photo test.

  Tags: body camera ldl luan photo rog roger

• #23 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:54 GMT

  “If you were a real man you’d snap”
  - Doug challenging Batesy to show his hunter gatherer side. 29th October 2007

  Tags: 2007 doug october

• #46 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:16 GMT

  “So have you been here before?”
  “No”
  As the room falls quiet - “So we’re both virgins then”
  “No”
  - 2009 March BGG asking RML if he has burgered here before, and then too loudly embarrassing them both.

  Tags: 2009 braithe march rog

• #60 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-24 11:20 GMT

  Braithe: He tried to walk on water but he drowned.
  
  - Feb 2010 Braithe explains why Jeff Buckley really wasn't that fantastic

• #42 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:13 GMT

  “Yeah but eaves sag over time!!!”
  “So do titties”
  - 2009 Feb BGG’s reply to SBW’s energy efficient house comments…

  Tags: 2009 braithe february steve

• #7 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:00 GMT

  “There is no glory in fixing disasters before they occur.”
  - Mark Frost, 3rd July 2005, during meetings on the NY DSO FUSP.

  Tags: 2005 july markf

• #43 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:14 GMT

  “But I don’t want to come home from work to see my son suckling on somebody else’s breasts.”
  “It’s always going to be somebody else’s breasts Jak. He’s not going to be suckling on yours”
  - 2009 Feb Jak telling Payam of his concerns about using a wet nurse, and Payam’s clarifying response…

  Tags: 2009 february jak payam

• #9 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:03 GMT

  “There’s a couple of warm ones, just feel your way through.”
  - Abid Goraya, 29th March 2006, coke cans in the fridge.

  Tags: 2006 abid march

• #16 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:51 GMT

  “Stop jibber jabbering – I can’t concentrate”.
  “That’s right, it’s hard to concentrate on doing nothing”.
  - Jak trying to get some peace and quiet. And Abe responding. 24th May 2007

  Tags: 2007 jak may steve

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