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• #70 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-21 05:29 GMT

  Jak: Hey Sharpie, Bob Good is here, why don't you say hello to him.
  Sharpie: Hello Bob.
  
  January 2011, Bob Good drops in to say hello and Sharpie is a little slow to notice.

  Tags: bob good hello jak sharpie

• #69 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-27 03:43 GMT

  Dan: I don't have a missus to do it for me.
  Braithe: Trust me, my missus doesn't do it for me.
  
  October 2010, Dan talking about having to organise his own mail/finances.  Braithe's reply, with a little to much information.

  Tags: braithe dan missus

• #68 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-25 07:47 GMT

  Abe: I bet you any money.  I bet you a million bucks.  I shouldn't bet.  I can't bet.
  
  - October 2010: Abe assuring us on the guarantees of absolute safety.

  Tags: abe abid bet million money

• #67 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-09 06:17 GMT

  Phil: I'm just your average joe!
  Jak: If you're an average joe, then...
  Phil: Then there are a *lot* of sick bastards in this world.
  
  - September 2010, Phil normalizing himself.

  Tags: average jak phil sick sicko

• #65 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-30 02:38 GMT

  Braithe: Lets hope the Australian public isn't stupid enough to vote for Gillard.  We're turning into America - a bunch of dumb asses!
  
  - June 2010 Braithe telling us about the potential stupidity of the Australian voting public.

  Tags: 2010 america braithe dumb gillard june stupid vote

• #63 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-30 02:28 GMT

  Warren: Manchester United
  Jak: Man United!! (with a thrust of the fist)
  Moeen: man united? - that sounds gay
  
  - June 2010 discussion about Manchester United and their larger than life reputation. Moeen's salient summation.

  Tags: gay jak man moeen united warren

• #62 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-30 02:25 GMT

  Doug: Wilt Chamberlain has slept with 20,000 women.
  
  Abe: You know... that's a lot.
  
  - June 2010 General discussion about Wilt Chamberlain's conquests and whether he has been greedy or not.

  Tags: abe abid chamberlain doug sex wilt

• #61 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-20 09:05 GMT

  Perry:  Before I started using Microsoft Word, I had hair.
  
  - April 2010 Perry warns of the dangers of Word Styles and Formatting.

  Tags: clark hair microsoft perry word

• #60 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-24 11:20 GMT

  Braithe: He tried to walk on water but he drowned.
  
  - Feb 2010 Braithe explains why Jeff Buckley really wasn't that fantastic

• #59 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-05 14:50 GMT

  Suresh: I knew Shailesh back in India.
  Jak: What are the odds of that? 1 in a billion?
  
  - Feb 2010

  Tags: india jak suresh

• #58 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-23 08:45 GMT

  KAM: Really, what I want to do, is pay off my debt and borrow another million.
  
  - Nov 2009 Kambiz Orangi discussing his future property investment plans.

  Tags: 2009 kam kambiz million nov property

• #56 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-10 12:52 GMT

  PAS: I'm a sick bastard.
  
  - Nov 2009 - Phil Sharp stating the bleeding obvious.

  Tags: 2009 november pas phil sharp sick sicko

• #55 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-12 13:29 GMT

  WE: I think Braithe knows Guinea Pigs inside and out
  
  - Oct 2009 - Warren Endres commenting on Braithe's knowledge of why you tape up Guinea Pigs

  Tags: bgg braithe guinea pig warren

• #54 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 11:28 GMT

  PAS: Let me put  it this way - If you were to swing a cat in there, it'd be bleeding
  
  - Sep 2009 - Phil Sharp explains the lack of room  for comms equipment

  Tags: cat pas phil sharp

• #53 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 11:26 GMT

  BGG: You look tired - what's up
  Jak: I didn't sleep very well. Moby woke me up twice
  BGG: What - he wouldn't roll over?
  
  - Sep 2009 Jak rubs his eyes, Braithe notices and Jak gives the run down on how Moby the dog affect his sleep

  Tags: bgg braithe jak moby sleep

• #52 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-20 13:13 GMT

  Jak: So you can speak fluent Latin now?
  Fred: My hips can speak Latin!
  
  - Aug 2009 Fred walks in from a Latin dancing lesson and speaks with Jak

  Notes: Jak Fred Dancing Latin

• #51 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-13 16:02 GMT

  Phil: Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite
  Ben: Isn't there a tribe somewhere of them?
  Phil: Yeah, in Brazil, there is a tribe of them.
  Jak: What makes you such an expert?
  Phil: <with a smirk> ah, just personal interest.
  - Aug 2009 Jak, Ben and Phil discussing body bits

• #50 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-07-20 13:22 GMT

  "Kids should eat dirt! I ate dirt when I was young and (hands in the air) look at me - I turned out fine"
  - July 2009, Jak explaining how kids need to boost their immune system

  Tags: dirt jak kids

• #45 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:15 GMT

  “Give me a few Beams and I am the dancing queen”
  “Braithe has a t-shirt that says 'I can’t dance' and it’s true. Which means he’s a Queen”
  - 2009 March BGG describing his dancing skills and Jak confirming it.

  Tags: 2009 braithe jak march

• #44 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:15 GMT

  “Why don’t we have something for Vinnie seeing as Louisa is leaving this evening”
  “How about 'I Touch Myself' by the Divinyls”
  - 2009 Feb DJC trying to choose a romantic song for Vinnie with his girlfriend leaving to go back to Brazil (after a month’s stay), and Jak bringing things back to the gutter with a thud…

  Tags: 2009 doug february jak

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