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• #49 Up↑ +9/9 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-18 12:17 GMT

  Daniel: "Prunes make you ..."
  Gordon: "Regular"
  Roger: "Loose"
  Phil: "Fistable"
  - June 2009, The subsequent replies to Daniel after he was teased for eating prunes for lunch.  Sharpie finishes things off with class.

  Tags: daniel gordon phil prune rog sharpie

• #74 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-21 06:04 GMT

  Dan: (holding a bag from a gift store) Its a girly present.
  Jak: Is it for your girlfriend?
  Dan: For my cousin.
  Jak: Your cousin is your girlfriend?  Thats disgusting.
  Braithe: You haven't seen her, so don't judge
  
  April 2011, Braithe taking it to the next (wrong) level.  Again.

  Tags: 2011 april braithe cousin girlfriend jak tasmania

• #84 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2012-03-26 03:33 GMT

  Luis: Geelong have really gone downhill since Ablett left.
  
  March 2012, Luis seemingly not content with just a premiership win by Geelong.

  Tags: 2012 ablett geelong luis premiership

• #57 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-10 13:30 GMT

  Andrew: Just get off your ass and do it.
  Braithe: Its pronounced arse, with an R.  An ass is something you ride.
  
  - Nov 2009 Andrew mis-pronounces ass (South African accent) and Braithe informs him of the correct pronunciation and the difference.

  Tags: andrew arse ass braithe

• #46 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:16 GMT

  “So have you been here before?”
  “No”
  As the room falls quiet - “So we’re both virgins then”
  “No”
  - 2009 March BGG asking RML if he has burgered here before, and then too loudly embarrassing them both.

  Tags: 2009 braithe march rog

• #43 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:14 GMT

  “But I don’t want to come home from work to see my son suckling on somebody else’s breasts.”
  “It’s always going to be somebody else’s breasts Jak. He’s not going to be suckling on yours”
  - 2009 Feb Jak telling Payam of his concerns about using a wet nurse, and Payam’s clarifying response…

  Tags: 2009 february jak payam

• #39 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:12 GMT

  “I didn’t steal it. I took it.”
  - 2008 Nov Roger excusing his actions re: Jak’s missing laptop power adapter.

  Tags: 2008 november rog

• #32 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:07 GMT

  “I hope these aren’t made of pigs leather. You know I’m Jewish.”
  “I thought you were German Why aren’t you dead?”
  -Mike Gross concerned about his gloves and Todd concerned about Mike Gross. March 2008

  Tags: 2008 march mike todd

• #81 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:39 GMT

  Gordon: Lost your cherry yet Braithe?
  Braithe: Lost it years ago.
  Jak: What was his name?
  Fred: Father Mahoney.
  
  December 2011, Braithe remembering his first time.

  Tags: 2011 braithe cherry december first fred jak time

• #77 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-14 01:18 GMT

  Rog: I'll bring my body along and you can take some photos.
  
  October 2011, Roger offering his Sony camera body to Luan for a photo test.

  Tags: body camera ldl luan photo rog roger

• #66 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-01 01:17 GMT

  Doug: Jak, $10 if you can eat and swallow 100 grams of Starburst lollies in 30 seconds.
  Braithe: Lets face it, Jak doesn't like to swallow.
  Roger: Lets face it, you would know.
  
  - July 2010, $10 bets always end in tears.

  Tags: 2010 braithe doug jak july rog swallow

• #64 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-30 02:34 GMT

  Martin from Pi: With Citect, failure is not an option.
  It comes in the box.
  
  - June 2010 Rog and Martin from Pi discussing Citect and its foibles. And then the QQ comes out from the sub-conscious parts of his brain.

  Tags: citect failure martin pi

• #48 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-25 14:07 GMT

  "I don't know what to do!"...
  -May 09 Kambiz stands up, blank look on his face with hands on hips, after being told not to share trade at work

  Tags: kambiz share work

• #28 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:56 GMT

  “If we are doing a JHA then we aren’t doing our job”
  -Abid Goraya considering the importance of the Controls group. 17th December 2007

  Tags: 2007 abid december

• #26 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:55 GMT

  “The term "engineer" has no basis in reality (any more)”
  - Todd when discussing qualifications relating to control systems. 15th November 2007

  Tags: 2007 november todd

• #20 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:53 GMT

  “I once went out with a girl who studied medicine at UWA”
  “I didn’t know you could study medicine at the age of 14!”
  - Jak’s comment during a bagging of UWA. And Westy’s questioning reply 22nd August 2007

  Tags: 2007 august jak markw

• #19 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:52 GMT

  “Name a turbo-charged car that doesn’t have a factory fitted blow off valve.”
  “The Ford Focus Turbo Diesel. It has variable adjusting turbo fins”
  “Name a turbo-charged car, with fixed fins, that doesn’t have a factory fitted blow off valve?”
  “Name a number 2 that doesn’t have the number 2 in it!”
  - Steve’s sarcastic reply to dispute Jak’s qualification of his original statement. 11th June 2007

  Tags: 2007 jak june steve

• #18 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:52 GMT

  “Even kids can’t get out without getting scoliosis?”
  - Rog discussing Todd’s Holden Crewman and their lack of rear cab space 5th June 2007

  Tags: 2007 june rog

• #17 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:51 GMT

  “You’re only as old as the woman you feel”
  “How old’s your mum?”.
  - Jak being profound and Braithe asking the hard questions. 24th May 2007

  Tags: 2007 braithe jak may

• #12 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:35 GMT

  “…like these kids who go to parties with Red Bull and Vodka, and Ecstasy…from a Control Systems point of view they really need to think about where they want to go.”
  - Mark West, 31th August 2006, on mixing various types of drugs.

  Tags: 2006 august markw

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