“So have you been here before?”
“No”
As the room falls quiet - “So we’re both virgins then”
“No”
- 2009 March BGG asking RML if he has burgered here before, and then too loudly embarrassing them both.
“Give me a few Beams and I am the dancing queen”
“Braithe has a t-shirt that says 'I can’t dance' and it’s true. Which means he’s a Queen”
- 2009 March BGG describing his dancing skills and Jak confirming it.
“I hope these aren’t made of pigs leather. You know I’m Jewish.”
“I thought you were German Why aren’t you dead?”
-Mike Gross concerned about his gloves and Todd concerned about Mike Gross. March 2008