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• #87 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-10-16 01:03 GMT

  Doug: My shoes are too grippy to do the moon-walk
  Jak: Thats fine, there will be static
  Braithe: You will have chemistry. zzzt zzzt.
  
  September 2012, Braithe talking about Doug' s moon-walking chemistry.

  Tags: braithe chemistry doug jak moon-walk static

• #81 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:39 GMT

  Gordon: Lost your cherry yet Braithe?
  Braithe: Lost it years ago.
  Jak: What was his name?
  Fred: Father Mahoney.
  
  December 2011, Braithe remembering his first time.

  Tags: 2011 braithe cherry december first fred jak time

• #80 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:36 GMT

  Fred: She is an amazing singer.  I started emailing her and keeping in contact with her.  Then at her next concert I invited all my friends along.  Then she sang one song directly to me! Was amazing!  But I can't remember what that song was called?
  
  Jak:  Stalker?
  
  December 2011, Fred talking up a musician he liked.

  Tags: 2011 december fred jak singer stalker

• #78 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-12-09 03:36 GMT

  Steve! I've been waiting for you.
  
  December 2011, Jak standing in the toilet washing his hands welcomes Steve to the smallest room in the house

  Tags: jak sbw steve toilet

• #74 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-21 06:04 GMT

  Dan: (holding a bag from a gift store) Its a girly present.
  Jak: Is it for your girlfriend?
  Dan: For my cousin.
  Jak: Your cousin is your girlfriend?  Thats disgusting.
  Braithe: You haven't seen her, so don't judge
  
  April 2011, Braithe taking it to the next (wrong) level.  Again.

  Tags: 2011 april braithe cousin girlfriend jak tasmania

• #73 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-15 03:07 GMT

  Jak: Hey Doug, Rog just showed me his little tool.
  
  December 2010, Jak talking up a new Access app written by Rog.

  Tags: access doug jak rog tool

• #71 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-27 08:17 GMT

  Gordon holds up his new iPhone 4
  Jak: Hey Braithe, we have another member!
  Braithe: What, in the gay club?
  
  December 2010, Gordon showing off his 'Appleness'.  Braithe keeping it real.

  Tags: apple braithe gay gordon iphone jak

• #70 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-21 05:29 GMT

  Jak: Hey Sharpie, Bob Good is here, why don't you say hello to him.
  Sharpie: Hello Bob.
  
  January 2011, Bob Good drops in to say hello and Sharpie is a little slow to notice.

  Tags: bob good hello jak sharpie

• #67 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-09 06:17 GMT

  Phil: I'm just your average joe!
  Jak: If you're an average joe, then...
  Phil: Then there are a *lot* of sick bastards in this world.
  
  - September 2010, Phil normalizing himself.

  Tags: average jak phil sick sicko

• #66 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-01 01:17 GMT

  Doug: Jak, $10 if you can eat and swallow 100 grams of Starburst lollies in 30 seconds.
  Braithe: Lets face it, Jak doesn't like to swallow.
  Roger: Lets face it, you would know.
  
  - July 2010, $10 bets always end in tears.

  Tags: 2010 braithe doug jak july rog swallow

• #63 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-30 02:28 GMT

  Warren: Manchester United
  Jak: Man United!! (with a thrust of the fist)
  Moeen: man united? - that sounds gay
  
  - June 2010 discussion about Manchester United and their larger than life reputation. Moeen's salient summation.

  Tags: gay jak man moeen united warren

• #59 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-05 14:50 GMT

  Suresh: I knew Shailesh back in India.
  Jak: What are the odds of that? 1 in a billion?
  
  - Feb 2010

  Tags: india jak suresh

• #53 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 11:26 GMT

  BGG: You look tired - what's up
  Jak: I didn't sleep very well. Moby woke me up twice
  BGG: What - he wouldn't roll over?
  
  - Sep 2009 Jak rubs his eyes, Braithe notices and Jak gives the run down on how Moby the dog affect his sleep

  Tags: bgg braithe jak moby sleep

• #50 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-07-20 13:22 GMT

  "Kids should eat dirt! I ate dirt when I was young and (hands in the air) look at me - I turned out fine"
  - July 2009, Jak explaining how kids need to boost their immune system

  Tags: dirt jak kids

• #45 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:15 GMT

  “Give me a few Beams and I am the dancing queen”
  “Braithe has a t-shirt that says 'I can’t dance' and it’s true. Which means he’s a Queen”
  - 2009 March BGG describing his dancing skills and Jak confirming it.

  Tags: 2009 braithe jak march

• #44 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:15 GMT

  “Why don’t we have something for Vinnie seeing as Louisa is leaving this evening”
  “How about 'I Touch Myself' by the Divinyls”
  - 2009 Feb DJC trying to choose a romantic song for Vinnie with his girlfriend leaving to go back to Brazil (after a month’s stay), and Jak bringing things back to the gutter with a thud…

  Tags: 2009 doug february jak

• #43 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:14 GMT

  “But I don’t want to come home from work to see my son suckling on somebody else’s breasts.”
  “It’s always going to be somebody else’s breasts Jak. He’s not going to be suckling on yours”
  - 2009 Feb Jak telling Payam of his concerns about using a wet nurse, and Payam’s clarifying response…

  Tags: 2009 february jak payam

• #41 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:13 GMT

  “Truly Madly Deeply”
  “How do you know the name of the song?”
  “Cause it’s tattooed on your ass”
  - 2009 Jan BGG remembering the name of a song, Jak questioning him about knowing and Rog brings it all into perspective.

  Tags: 2009 braithe jak january rog

• #36 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:09 GMT

  “I can’t believe you didn’t vote – that’s disgusting”
  “People say that to me every time I don’t vote”
  - 2008 Sept Jak’s disgust at Dan not voting at the 2008 State Election – and Dan’s reply.

  Tags: 2008 dan jak september

• #24 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:55 GMT

  “I haven’t actually moved in yet, but I’m ready to move on”
  - Jak contemplating new home ownership (at last). 09th November 2007

  Tags: 2007 jak november

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