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• #87 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-10-16 01:03 GMT

  Doug: My shoes are too grippy to do the moon-walk
  Jak: Thats fine, there will be static
  Braithe: You will have chemistry. zzzt zzzt.
  
  September 2012, Braithe talking about Doug' s moon-walking chemistry.

  Tags: braithe chemistry doug jak moon-walk static

• #85 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-08-01 00:55 GMT

  BGG: "So Andrew, what brings you back?"
  
  August 2012, the day Andrew returns from holidays. And the day after BHP put Quantum plans on hold for two years. The very project Andrew was working on.

  Tags: andrew bgg braithe

• #81 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:39 GMT

  Gordon: Lost your cherry yet Braithe?
  Braithe: Lost it years ago.
  Jak: What was his name?
  Fred: Father Mahoney.
  
  December 2011, Braithe remembering his first time.

  Tags: 2011 braithe cherry december first fred jak time

• #79 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:33 GMT

  Braithe: (holding up his water bottle proudly) I like this. Its thick.  Its firm. I can hold it in my hand.
  
  December 2011, Braithe describing his favourite, um, water bottle.

  Tags: 2011 braithe december vottle water

• #74 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-21 06:04 GMT

  Dan: (holding a bag from a gift store) Its a girly present.
  Jak: Is it for your girlfriend?
  Dan: For my cousin.
  Jak: Your cousin is your girlfriend?  Thats disgusting.
  Braithe: You haven't seen her, so don't judge
  
  April 2011, Braithe taking it to the next (wrong) level.  Again.

  Tags: 2011 april braithe cousin girlfriend jak tasmania

• #72 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-15 03:05 GMT

  Phil: Do you have a scope of work for the demolition you are working on?
  Kambiz: Scope of what?
  Phil: Scope of work.
  Kambiz: Huh?
  Braithe: The scope part he understands, its the work bit he doesn't get.
  
  March 2011, Braithe explaining Kam's inability to grasp the concept of working.

  Tags: braithe kam kambiz phil sharpie work

• #71 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-27 08:17 GMT

  Gordon holds up his new iPhone 4
  Jak: Hey Braithe, we have another member!
  Braithe: What, in the gay club?
  
  December 2010, Gordon showing off his 'Appleness'.  Braithe keeping it real.

  Tags: apple braithe gay gordon iphone jak

• #69 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-27 03:43 GMT

  Dan: I don't have a missus to do it for me.
  Braithe: Trust me, my missus doesn't do it for me.
  
  October 2010, Dan talking about having to organise his own mail/finances.  Braithe's reply, with a little to much information.

  Tags: braithe dan missus

• #66 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-01 01:17 GMT

  Doug: Jak, $10 if you can eat and swallow 100 grams of Starburst lollies in 30 seconds.
  Braithe: Lets face it, Jak doesn't like to swallow.
  Roger: Lets face it, you would know.
  
  - July 2010, $10 bets always end in tears.

  Tags: 2010 braithe doug jak july rog swallow

• #65 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-30 02:38 GMT

  Braithe: Lets hope the Australian public isn't stupid enough to vote for Gillard.  We're turning into America - a bunch of dumb asses!
  
  - June 2010 Braithe telling us about the potential stupidity of the Australian voting public.

  Tags: 2010 america braithe dumb gillard june stupid vote

• #57 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-10 13:30 GMT

  Andrew: Just get off your ass and do it.
  Braithe: Its pronounced arse, with an R.  An ass is something you ride.
  
  - Nov 2009 Andrew mis-pronounces ass (South African accent) and Braithe informs him of the correct pronunciation and the difference.

  Tags: andrew arse ass braithe

• #55 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-12 13:29 GMT

  WE: I think Braithe knows Guinea Pigs inside and out
  
  - Oct 2009 - Warren Endres commenting on Braithe's knowledge of why you tape up Guinea Pigs

  Tags: bgg braithe guinea pig warren

• #53 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 11:26 GMT

  BGG: You look tired - what's up
  Jak: I didn't sleep very well. Moby woke me up twice
  BGG: What - he wouldn't roll over?
  
  - Sep 2009 Jak rubs his eyes, Braithe notices and Jak gives the run down on how Moby the dog affect his sleep

  Tags: bgg braithe jak moby sleep

• #46 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:16 GMT

  “So have you been here before?”
  “No”
  As the room falls quiet - “So we’re both virgins then”
  “No”
  - 2009 March BGG asking RML if he has burgered here before, and then too loudly embarrassing them both.

  Tags: 2009 braithe march rog

• #45 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:15 GMT

  “Give me a few Beams and I am the dancing queen”
  “Braithe has a t-shirt that says 'I can’t dance' and it’s true. Which means he’s a Queen”
  - 2009 March BGG describing his dancing skills and Jak confirming it.

  Tags: 2009 braithe jak march

• #42 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:13 GMT

  “Yeah but eaves sag over time!!!”
  “So do titties”
  - 2009 Feb BGG’s reply to SBW’s energy efficient house comments…

  Tags: 2009 braithe february steve

• #41 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:13 GMT

  “Truly Madly Deeply”
  “How do you know the name of the song?”
  “Cause it’s tattooed on your ass”
  - 2009 Jan BGG remembering the name of a song, Jak questioning him about knowing and Rog brings it all into perspective.

  Tags: 2009 braithe jak january rog

• #38 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:11 GMT

  “He said the “fuck” word”
  - 2008 Oct Braithe explaining Tom Cruise’s acting role in Tropic Thunder.

  Tags: 2008 braithe october

• #37 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:11 GMT

  “My goal is to be the weight of my height”
  - 2008 Sept Braithe setting optimistic weight gain goals.

  Tags: 2008 braithe september

• #33 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:07 GMT

  “You only watch LOTR because Liv Tyler’s in it”
  “Liv Tyler’s in LOTR?”
  “Yeah, she gets gang raped… by D’orcs”
  - 2008 Braithe (JV Braithe) trying to convince Rog to watch Lord of the Rings – and appealing to his rough side

  Tags: 2008 braithe rog

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