Abe: I bet you any money. I bet you a million bucks. I shouldn't bet. I can't bet. - October 2010: Abe assuring us on the guarantees of absolute safety.
Doug: Wilt Chamberlain has slept with 20,000 women. Abe: You know... that's a lot. - June 2010 General discussion about Wilt Chamberlain's conquests and whether he has been greedy or not.
"We won't do anything until we get approval on everything" -March 09 Abe relaying info from standard documents
“they are like whales – they mate for life” -Abid Goraya deliberating about women of a certain ethnic background, and how they are “keepers”. 21th December 2007
“If we are doing a JHA then we aren’t doing our job” -Abid Goraya considering the importance of the Controls group. 17th December 2007
“Am I speaking the wrong language?” - Abe discussing his Diner’s Club card fees vs cancelling the card with a phone operator.
“There’s a couple of warm ones, just feel your way through.” - Abid Goraya, 29th March 2006, coke cans in the fridge.