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• #49 Up↑ +9/9 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-18 12:17 GMT

  Daniel: "Prunes make you ..."
  Gordon: "Regular"
  Roger: "Loose"
  Phil: "Fistable"
  - June 2009, The subsequent replies to Daniel after he was teased for eating prunes for lunch.  Sharpie finishes things off with class.

  Tags: daniel gordon phil prune rog sharpie

• #48 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-25 14:07 GMT

  "I don't know what to do!"...
  -May 09 Kambiz stands up, blank look on his face with hands on hips, after being told not to share trade at work

  Tags: kambiz share work

• #47 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 11:18 GMT

  "We won't do anything until we get approval on everything"
  -March 09 Abe relaying info from standard documents

  Tags: 2009 abid march

• #46 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:16 GMT

  “So have you been here before?”
  “No”
  As the room falls quiet - “So we’re both virgins then”
  “No”
  - 2009 March BGG asking RML if he has burgered here before, and then too loudly embarrassing them both.

  Tags: 2009 braithe march rog

• #45 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:15 GMT

  “Give me a few Beams and I am the dancing queen”
  “Braithe has a t-shirt that says 'I can’t dance' and it’s true. Which means he’s a Queen”
  - 2009 March BGG describing his dancing skills and Jak confirming it.

  Tags: 2009 braithe jak march

• #44 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:15 GMT

  “Why don’t we have something for Vinnie seeing as Louisa is leaving this evening”
  “How about 'I Touch Myself' by the Divinyls”
  - 2009 Feb DJC trying to choose a romantic song for Vinnie with his girlfriend leaving to go back to Brazil (after a month’s stay), and Jak bringing things back to the gutter with a thud…

  Tags: 2009 doug february jak

• #43 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:14 GMT

  “But I don’t want to come home from work to see my son suckling on somebody else’s breasts.”
  “It’s always going to be somebody else’s breasts Jak. He’s not going to be suckling on yours”
  - 2009 Feb Jak telling Payam of his concerns about using a wet nurse, and Payam’s clarifying response…

  Tags: 2009 february jak payam

• #42 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:13 GMT

  “Yeah but eaves sag over time!!!”
  “So do titties”
  - 2009 Feb BGG’s reply to SBW’s energy efficient house comments…

  Tags: 2009 braithe february steve

• #41 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:13 GMT

  “Truly Madly Deeply”
  “How do you know the name of the song?”
  “Cause it’s tattooed on your ass”
  - 2009 Jan BGG remembering the name of a song, Jak questioning him about knowing and Rog brings it all into perspective.

  Tags: 2009 braithe jak january rog

• #40 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:12 GMT

  “I’ve got four hungry mouths to feed. I need my job.”
  “Yes you do need your job…”
  - 2008 Nov Kambiz bleating excuses for not putting on morning tea. And PJB telling Kam how it is.

  Tags: 2008 kambiz november pete

• #39 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:12 GMT

  “I didn’t steal it. I took it.”
  - 2008 Nov Roger excusing his actions re: Jak’s missing laptop power adapter.

  Tags: 2008 november rog

• #38 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:11 GMT

  “He said the “fuck” word”
  - 2008 Oct Braithe explaining Tom Cruise’s acting role in Tropic Thunder.

  Tags: 2008 braithe october

• #37 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:11 GMT

  “My goal is to be the weight of my height”
  - 2008 Sept Braithe setting optimistic weight gain goals.

  Tags: 2008 braithe september

• #36 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:09 GMT

  “I can’t believe you didn’t vote – that’s disgusting”
  “People say that to me every time I don’t vote”
  - 2008 Sept Jak’s disgust at Dan not voting at the 2008 State Election – and Dan’s reply.

  Tags: 2008 dan jak september

• #35 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:09 GMT

  "So, are you dressed up cos you have some girls outside to meet? "
  "I wish I had some girls, but I only seem to get boys…"
  - 2008 June Terry from site talking to Kambiz about attire.

  Tags: 2008 june kambiz terry

• #34 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:08 GMT

  “Tran sexuality is different – fruit salad is just plain wrong”
  - 2008 May Doug voicing his concerns over the direction of the Vanilla Slice Group – after being baited by Dan

  Tags: 2008 doug may

• #33 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:07 GMT

  “You only watch LOTR because Liv Tyler’s in it”
  “Liv Tyler’s in LOTR?”
  “Yeah, she gets gang raped… by D’orcs”
  - 2008 Braithe (JV Braithe) trying to convince Rog to watch Lord of the Rings – and appealing to his rough side

  Tags: 2008 braithe rog

• #32 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 08:07 GMT

  “I hope these aren’t made of pigs leather. You know I’m Jewish.”
  “I thought you were German Why aren’t you dead?”
  -Mike Gross concerned about his gloves and Todd concerned about Mike Gross. March 2008

  Tags: 2008 march mike todd

• #31 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:58 GMT

  “Crimping tool?”
  “You haven’t got enough hair”
  -Doug’s polite request of Rob – and Cecelia’s lightning reply. March 2008

  Tags: 2008 cecelia doug march

• #30 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-09 06:57 GMT

  “Its got Ibuprofen. Oops – only to be taken while menstruating”
  “I’ll be bleeding out of my arse then”
  -Doug supplying Rog with a Nurofen and then realising the consequences. February 2008

  Tags: 2008 doug february rog

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