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• #89 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2013-09-11 07:20 GMT

  Ben: "... knives are sharp" <talking about butchers hands with missing fingers>
  Phil: "I know those knives, fucking sharp. I used to work in a boning room"

  Tags: 2013 ben phil september sharpy

• #88 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2013-06-22 02:11 GMT

  Don't knock it till you've tried it.

  Notes: Lee Sharpe explaining how hot his mum is.

  Tags: lee mum sharpe

• #87 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-10-16 01:03 GMT

  Doug: My shoes are too grippy to do the moon-walk
  Jak: Thats fine, there will be static
  Braithe: You will have chemistry. zzzt zzzt.
  
  September 2012, Braithe talking about Doug' s moon-walking chemistry.

  Tags: braithe chemistry doug jak moon-walk static

• #86 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-10-16 00:52 GMT

  Warren: "I lost faith in science years ago"
  
  October 2012, Warren and Steve discussing  the various metals used in door frames.

  Tags: door faith frame irony october science steve warren

• #85 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-08-01 00:55 GMT

  BGG: "So Andrew, what brings you back?"
  
  August 2012, the day Andrew returns from holidays. And the day after BHP put Quantum plans on hold for two years. The very project Andrew was working on.

  Tags: andrew bgg braithe

• #84 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ [Report] 2012-03-26 03:33 GMT

  Luis: Geelong have really gone downhill since Ablett left.
  
  March 2012, Luis seemingly not content with just a premiership win by Geelong.

  Tags: 2012 ablett geelong luis premiership

• #83 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-03-26 03:31 GMT

  Telstra Shop Girl: mmmmm,it seems the colours have died on your mobile phone.
  Steve: My phone never had colour.
  
  March 2012, Steve upgrading his 15 year old phone to a Samsumg S2

  Tags: 2012 colour phone smart steve telstra

• #82 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-09 02:44 GMT

  Sharpie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.  And Godzilla might come along as well...
  
  January 2012, Phil on the phone to site, discussing the required content in an ATW, and covering foreseeable risks etc.

  Tags: 2012 godzilla january phil risk site

• #81 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:39 GMT

  Gordon: Lost your cherry yet Braithe?
  Braithe: Lost it years ago.
  Jak: What was his name?
  Fred: Father Mahoney.
  
  December 2011, Braithe remembering his first time.

  Tags: 2011 braithe cherry december first fred jak time

• #80 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:36 GMT

  Fred: She is an amazing singer.  I started emailing her and keeping in contact with her.  Then at her next concert I invited all my friends along.  Then she sang one song directly to me! Was amazing!  But I can't remember what that song was called?
  
  Jak:  Stalker?
  
  December 2011, Fred talking up a musician he liked.

  Tags: 2011 december fred jak singer stalker

• #79 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2012-01-03 02:33 GMT

  Braithe: (holding up his water bottle proudly) I like this. Its thick.  Its firm. I can hold it in my hand.
  
  December 2011, Braithe describing his favourite, um, water bottle.

  Tags: 2011 braithe december vottle water

• #78 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-12-09 03:36 GMT

  Steve! I've been waiting for you.
  
  December 2011, Jak standing in the toilet washing his hands welcomes Steve to the smallest room in the house

  Tags: jak sbw steve toilet

• #77 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-14 01:18 GMT

  Rog: I'll bring my body along and you can take some photos.
  
  October 2011, Roger offering his Sony camera body to Luan for a photo test.

  Tags: body camera ldl luan photo rog roger

• #76 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-08-16 05:35 GMT

  Phil: Hey Rog, I can't find anything on the web.
  
  August 2011, Phil trying to use Google.

  Tags: find phil search web

• #75 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-26 04:43 GMT

  Doug: Dan, do you do yoga?
  
  Dan: No, but my girlfriend does and she shows me her moves.
  
  May 2011, Dan showing off, with a wry smile.

  Tags: dan innuendo moves yoga

• #74 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-21 06:04 GMT

  Dan: (holding a bag from a gift store) Its a girly present.
  Jak: Is it for your girlfriend?
  Dan: For my cousin.
  Jak: Your cousin is your girlfriend?  Thats disgusting.
  Braithe: You haven't seen her, so don't judge
  
  April 2011, Braithe taking it to the next (wrong) level.  Again.

  Tags: 2011 april braithe cousin girlfriend jak tasmania

• #73 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-15 03:07 GMT

  Jak: Hey Doug, Rog just showed me his little tool.
  
  December 2010, Jak talking up a new Access app written by Rog.

  Tags: access doug jak rog tool

• #72 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-15 03:05 GMT

  Phil: Do you have a scope of work for the demolition you are working on?
  Kambiz: Scope of what?
  Phil: Scope of work.
  Kambiz: Huh?
  Braithe: The scope part he understands, its the work bit he doesn't get.
  
  March 2011, Braithe explaining Kam's inability to grasp the concept of working.

  Tags: braithe kam kambiz phil sharpie work

• #71 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-27 08:17 GMT

  Gordon holds up his new iPhone 4
  Jak: Hey Braithe, we have another member!
  Braithe: What, in the gay club?
  
  December 2010, Gordon showing off his 'Appleness'.  Braithe keeping it real.

  Tags: apple braithe gay gordon iphone jak

• #70 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-21 05:29 GMT

  Jak: Hey Sharpie, Bob Good is here, why don't you say hello to him.
  Sharpie: Hello Bob.
  
  January 2011, Bob Good drops in to say hello and Sharpie is a little slow to notice.

  Tags: bob good hello jak sharpie

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